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If you just jumped here without going through the rest of the site then, joke’s on you because I describe in detail how to get to second base with a vampire without getting a hickey, how to have a child who behaves in restaurants (and doesn’t make a mess on the floor), and how to lose 32 pounds in six minutes.

#IWinThisOne.

For those of you who did go through the rest of the site…

Was it good for you?  ***wink, wink***

Either way, I don’t just hole up here and wait for people to visit so I can suck their blood (see what I did there?).  Nope, I haunt other places too. (Alright Nicole, that’s enough)

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(why, what did you think I meant?)

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